The Royal Wedding. Whassa Gonna Happen?

Well, the big day is almost upon us. By lunchtime tomorrow the first commoner to marry into the Royal family will be busy smiling and meeting and greeting. And William will be getting ready to bust the royal nuts when he can get a few minutes alone with Kate. And quite likely, so will Harry.

Anyway, those folks at Paddy Power have drawn up a list of Roral Wedding Day bets – some are boring, some are bizarre, but all of them are real. I quite like the fact that you can get odds of 8/1 on Wills and Kate getting divorced by 2020 – thats 9 years away!

You can also bet on the length of Kates train, The colour of the dress, the length of the sermon (so if Richard Chartres is reading this you would probably bet on that, as your the dude doing the sermon – its a nailed on winner for you mate), the first celebrity to be spotted, how late Kate will be and many more – why not CLICK HERE to go straight to the Paddy Power page and have a look? And dont forget, that if you decided to place a bet, then Paddy Power will give you a £10 bet for free! Which is nice of them.

Here are some of the selected odds. Visit the site to see them all

First Cliche said during the sermon.

Truly happy to be here – 3/1
Lasting relationship – 8/1
Paparazzi – 50/1
Its not too late to change your mind – 100/1

Colour of David Beckhams tie

Grey – 11/10
White – 3/1
Black 5/1
Orange 40/1

First to cry

Carole Middleton – 2/1
Kate Middleton – 5/2
Elton John – 8/1
Paul McCartney – 50/1

Prince Philip to be caught sleeping during the ceremony – 8/1
Prince Harry to drop the wedding ring – 12/1

To be honest I havent really been swept up in all the palaver of this wedding, but I dare say it will be on in the Mitchell household with Lady Mitchell dabbing at her good eye with a tissue explaining that she “has a bit of dust or something” in it, and I’ll just be doing what pretty much every other bloke will be doing – watching it out of the corner of my eye in case someone tries to blow them up or something. Zing!